theonion.com — The 2010 FIFA World Cup is underway and millions have been swept up in an unfamiliar sport. Because there's so much more to the game than not using one's hands, Onion Sports presents an interactive visual guide for the new soccer fan.
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digitalmotoJun 11, 2010
Lol--in classic Onion style!
knoxindyJun 12, 2010
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tweetsJun 12, 2010
There was a 0-0 score in one of the games Friday. Nuff said.
jshhmrJun 12, 2010
And a 1-1 tie LOL!! What a joke!!
supernova36Jun 12, 2010
"The play"Americans are funny.
godsportJun 21, 2010
american football, didn't that get renamed to throwball, I saw it once, isn't it some sort of gay hybrid of rugby. you got a bunch of big fat guys standing around for most of the game, the poor guys get tired every 13 seconds so they have to take a break. The players are afraid to get hurt so they wear giant pads to keep from getting a boo boo, and they wear spandex and spend alot of the game bent over each other and grabing the guys ass in front of them. Didn't this game start out as a practical joke on somebody. The US love it because they can sit on their fat asses for 3 hours at a time drink lots of beer and eat pizza, maybe thats why the US has the fattest people on the planet. Americans don't like real football because they don't know how to use their feet and they can't see themselves running for 90 minutes, they would have to loose the gut.