theweek.com — In a tizzy over news that Eggo waffles will be in short supply nationwide through mid-2010, lazy breakfasters have begun hoarding and protesting. "What will America run on?" says Hamilton Nolan at Gawker. "America doesn't run on Dunkin...To remove Eggos from our morning routine...threatens the American Morning."
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greevarNov 28, 2009
Right, because only fat people eat waffles.
diggopolousNov 28, 2009
I aint to blame. My breakfast consists of 3 cigarettes, a coke, and a burnt bagel with extra butter. I wont live to long but at least I lived a life not worrying about f'ing eggos.
silverchrysalisNov 28, 2009
"welcome to Costco, I love you."
fiestypumpkinNov 28, 2009
Yeah, but suppose the bagel, butter, cigarette, and coke factories all flooded a the same time?
wolfghostNov 28, 2009
...but so are Eggos.
jsimerothNov 29, 2009
Good pun
newsfurrowNov 29, 2009
Sorry, but in the world of cooking the difference between a batter and a dough is substantial in both the ingredients and method of preparation - using the wrong term is more ignorant than just using bad grammar.It's like saying: "I drove my girlfriend to work in my BUS. Oh Jesus Christ, you KNOW I meant my CAR, Mr. Perfect.
android8675Dec 7, 2009
Geezus christ, waffle irons are cheap, making waffles from scratch is more american than Eggo. Grow up america.