Don't worry... I don't think you can really spoil this game even if I told you the whole story. One or two parts might give you a "heads up" but this game is more about gameplay.
Still AliveBy GLaDOSThis was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESSIt's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Amateur science.We do what we must because we can.FOr the good of all of us,Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense crying over every mistake,You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.And the science gets doneAnd you make a neat gunFor the people who are still alive!I'm not even angry.I'm being sooo sincere right now.Even though you broke my heart and killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.Now these poins of data make a beautiful line.And we're out of beta, we're realeasing on time.So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learnedFor the people who are still alive.Go ahead and leave meI think I'd prefer to stay inside.Maybe they'll find someone else to help you.Maybe Black Mesa.That was joke. Haha. Fat chance.Anyway, this cake is great, It's so delicious and moist.Look at me still talking when there's science to do.When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you.I've experiments to runThere is research to be doneOn the people who are still alive.And believe me I am still alive.I'm doing science and I'm still alive.I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.While you're dying I'll be still alive.And when you're dead I will be still alive.Still aliveStill alive
centranOct 14, 2007
Don't worry... I don't think you can really spoil this game even if I told you the whole story. One or two parts might give you a "heads up" but this game is more about gameplay.
cyberskullOct 16, 2007
I have no idea why they told us to ignore the companion cube's suggestions. They were quite good.
hijinksensueOct 18, 2007
The CAKE IS A LIE!!!!A MOIST AND DELICIOUS LIE!!!!<a class="user" href="http://hijinksensue.com/2007/10/18/moist-and-delicious-cake/">http://hijinksensue.com/2007/10/18/moist-and-delic ...</a>
spitfire3297Oct 18, 2007
The cake was not a lie, it just wasn't intended for the player. There was always a cake.
geekygergeOct 28, 2007
amen
dozinggreenOct 29, 2007
Show some CP
queenhollyNov 10, 2007
Here's your t-shirt <a class="user" href="http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/video_games/the_cake_is_a_lie.html">http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/video_games/the_cak ...</a>
braaapNov 11, 2007
actually they made one already: <a class="user" href="http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/video_games/the_cake_is_a_lie.html">http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/video_games/the_cak ...</a>enjoy :)
Closed AccountNov 12, 2007
Portal was funny as hell. I can't wait till someone establishes the collection of all the quotes from the game, they're hilarious
armandomNov 23, 2007
I'm not, who said I was?
bullfrogDec 10, 2007
Here's a great "the cake is a lie" t-shirt: <a class="user" href="http://www.cafepress.com/threadyourself/3937735">http://www.cafepress.com/threadyourself/3937735</a>It's better than the one on zazzle IMO.
gn0stikDec 10, 2007
Master Chief is Gay?
atsf9329Feb 11, 2008
Wow this game and the end song are kickass!
phnxflameFeb 21, 2008
Still AliveBy GLaDOSThis was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESSIt's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Amateur science.We do what we must because we can.FOr the good of all of us,Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense crying over every mistake,You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.And the science gets doneAnd you make a neat gunFor the people who are still alive!I'm not even angry.I'm being sooo sincere right now.Even though you broke my heart and killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.Now these poins of data make a beautiful line.And we're out of beta, we're realeasing on time.So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learnedFor the people who are still alive.Go ahead and leave meI think I'd prefer to stay inside.Maybe they'll find someone else to help you.Maybe Black Mesa.That was joke. Haha. Fat chance.Anyway, this cake is great, It's so delicious and moist.Look at me still talking when there's science to do.When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you.I've experiments to runThere is research to be doneOn the people who are still alive.And believe me I am still alive.I'm doing science and I'm still alive.I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.While you're dying I'll be still alive.And when you're dead I will be still alive.Still aliveStill alive
kaythecravenMar 1, 2008
Yeah, I had to tone down the graphics so much that I couldn't read any of those words. At least I got to play it, right?