engadget.com— "This contraption allows you to hang your six to eighteen month old infant on the door of a public toilet stall while you, um, do your business."
Aug 30, 2006View in Crawl 4
First time parent toy, used not once, sits in the corner...reminds me of the baby carriers that I see occassionally strapped some poor suckers' chest. (15 mins later your back starts to complain, unless your 5'4" and hercules). Most places I would take the kids have the over sized stalls for wheelchair access. And I'll bring a compact bench strollerIt's funny really, by the time you get to number two you learn how to hold a squirmy kid, take a dump, read a book at the same time and tell the second to sit still. By number three, you can do all of the above plus change them standing and balance the checkbook. AND you don't just have two kids there with you, you've got three. So you tell the oldest to mind the next one down, tell the next one down to get his/her hand out of his/her nose/ass/penis-vagina/brother or sisters face. You mind the youngest while the other two kill themselves. Simple really.
Looks unsafe (are doors built to hang people from? could some unknowing person come along and unhook the child from the other side? what if someone barges in??), unclean (I try my best not to touch the walls let along hang my child on them), and uncomfortable (no way I could get business done with my child hanging around - hehe hanging around... get it?).Still... 'A' for effort.
Funny you should ask that... my wife laughed at me when she figured out I was able to do number 1 with the baby strapped to the front of me... a little tricky but you gotta do what you gotta do. Number 2 would be a bigger problem... still, I would not hang my kid on a door!
Try it with three. Take the wheelchair stall. You hold the youngest under your arm like a football and let the other two amuse themselves in the stall.
esotericboredomAug 31, 2006
Its never to early for a child to learn the "squat and spray"
fuzzlepopAug 31, 2006
200 year and you will be able to ;)
nikkesenAug 31, 2006
This is awesome! Now the brat won't run around the bathroom or peek under the stall...
albinoravenAug 31, 2006
First time parent toy, used not once, sits in the corner...reminds me of the baby carriers that I see occassionally strapped some poor suckers' chest. (15 mins later your back starts to complain, unless your 5'4" and hercules). Most places I would take the kids have the over sized stalls for wheelchair access. And I'll bring a compact bench strollerIt's funny really, by the time you get to number two you learn how to hold a squirmy kid, take a dump, read a book at the same time and tell the second to sit still. By number three, you can do all of the above plus change them standing and balance the checkbook. AND you don't just have two kids there with you, you've got three. So you tell the oldest to mind the next one down, tell the next one down to get his/her hand out of his/her nose/ass/penis-vagina/brother or sisters face. You mind the youngest while the other two kill themselves. Simple really.
techietecSep 1, 2006
Looks unsafe (are doors built to hang people from? could some unknowing person come along and unhook the child from the other side? what if someone barges in??), unclean (I try my best not to touch the walls let along hang my child on them), and uncomfortable (no way I could get business done with my child hanging around - hehe hanging around... get it?).Still... 'A' for effort.
techietecSep 1, 2006
Funny you should ask that... my wife laughed at me when she figured out I was able to do number 1 with the baby strapped to the front of me... a little tricky but you gotta do what you gotta do. Number 2 would be a bigger problem... still, I would not hang my kid on a door!
albinoravenSep 2, 2006
Possibly even left there. ;)
albinoravenSep 2, 2006
Try it with three. Take the wheelchair stall. You hold the youngest under your arm like a football and let the other two amuse themselves in the stall.
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