cracked.com — If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now. It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking.
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btimeNov 28, 2007
Digg really needs a humor section, I'd rather not see this under "World and Business".
infidelguyDec 9, 2007
lol.. this is hilarious! It's interesting to note that this story is considered one of God's miracles. Why bloodthirsty miracles? Gotta love/hate it. I wrote an article about this just a few days ago. <a class="user" href="http://www.infidelguy.com/archives/177-2nd-Kings-223-A-Story-of-Gods-Love.html">http://www.infidelguy.com/archives/177-2nd-Kings-2 ...</a>Yeah the Bible is full of sick stuff like this. Find the verse about David and the hundred foreskins. Yuck!
lilkelkelDec 12, 2007
Yea, thats probably what Pharoah said when Moses warned him about the 10 plauges, and look what happened to him...
leetamusFeb 11, 2008
Most Christians seem to neglect the fact that they worship a war god. Worship me or burn in hell, that's free choice. North America was founded by Christian norms and the war god mentality is apparent throughout our society. That's why it's fine to preview a movie where a child has eyes sewn shut (the ring) at 4pm on Fox yet show a boobie and ahhhh people go crazy. That's some backwards s**t.
mal310Jul 21, 2008
Interesting romp through the Bible. Now if you will just get born again all that Bible knowledge could be handy.
jamejzzSep 5, 2008
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sylocatOct 22, 2008
I prefer Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like that of donkeys and their emissions like that of horses."
sweetmcktshMar 14, 2010
"I try to speak in everyday language. I feel like God has gifted me to take Bible principles and make them practical." -Joel OsteenMe too! :)I couldn't stop laughing at your explanation of the the 9 Most Badazz Verses in the Bible, but all true. Albeit you took license on the language, but then again, who said any certain word is a bad word. I see them as decriptive, that's all. And, yes, God is a jealous God, and it is his way or the highway ya'll. Just don't use His name in vain.