moderndrunkardmagazine.com— If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you. If she buys YOU a drink, she does.
May 5, 2007View in Crawl 4
This is actually the first time I've made it through a list on here that was more than 10-15 items long.55 (If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.) cracked me up.
"14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you."what if she'd just rather pay her own way, and doesn't want to feel any obligation should she suddenly discover she's gauged the situation all wrong, and no, you aren't as cool as she'd imagined at first.see.. some girls aren't into being "That bitch that used me for free drinks and didn't even reciprocate". funny, that.
kmyeMay 6, 2007
This is actually the first time I've made it through a list on here that was more than 10-15 items long.55 (If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.) cracked me up.
michaelb1May 6, 2007
I'm a chocoholic but with booze.
mongolaiMay 6, 2007
No way is the font shakey!!The font has a certain understated sophistication that lends itself perfectly to a list of drinking rules!!
zeromancerMay 6, 2007
does what blend? the list? good luck trying to blend a website. if you're talking about alcohol. of course it f**king blends. it's mostly water.
robz0rMay 6, 2007
I once read the dangers of drinking and driving. I immediately gave up reading.
zarloniusrexMay 6, 2007
"14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you."what if she'd just rather pay her own way, and doesn't want to feel any obligation should she suddenly discover she's gauged the situation all wrong, and no, you aren't as cool as she'd imagined at first.see.. some girls aren't into being "That bitch that used me for free drinks and didn't even reciprocate". funny, that.
duxwigMay 8, 2007
The list is quite amusing, but it was posted about 3 months ago to digg....