cracked.com — We expect our rock stars to be a little crazy. Sex, drugs and trashed hotel rooms are all part of the rocking package. But even in the crazy-ass world of the music industry, sometimes there's an incident that makes you pronounce the phrase 'holy s**t' with five syllables.
Sep 10, 2008 View in Crawl 4
rudegarSep 10, 2008
heard read ...ozzy biting the head of a live chicken a live bat and now a live dove
Closed AccountSep 10, 2008
Wait wait WAIT. f**k all that s**t.THIS is the most epic insane moment of all, involving Ozzy Osbourne and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue: We were hanging out, us in T-shirts and leather, Ozzy in the dress, when all of a sudden Ozzy nudged me. 'Hey, mate, I fancy a bump.''Dude,' I told him, 'we're out of blow. Maybe I can send the bus driver out for some.''Give me the straw,' he said, unfazed.'But, dude, there's no blow.''Give me the straw. I'm having a bump.'I handed him the straw, and he walked over to a crack in the sidewalk and bent over it. I saw a long column of ants, marching to a little sand dugout built where the pavement met the dirt. And as I thought, 'No, he wouldn't,' he did. He sent the entire line of ants tickling up his nose with a single, monstrous snort. Then he hiked up the sundress, grabbed his dick, and pissed on the pavement. Without even looking at his growing audience - everyone on the tour was watching him while the old women and families on the pool deck were pretending not to - he knelt down and, getting the dress soggy in the puddle, lapped it up. He didn't just flick it with his tongue, he took a half-dozen long, lingering, and thorough strokes like a cat. Then he stood up and, eyes blazing and mouth wet with urine, looked straight at me. 'Do that, Sixx'.I swallowed and sweated. But this was peer pressure that I could not refuse. After all he had done so much for M?tley Cr?e. And, if we wanted to maintain our reputation as rock's most cretinous band, I couldn't back down, not with everyone watching. I unzipped my pants and whipped out my dick in full view of everybody in the bar and around the pool. 'I don't give a f**k,' I thought to steady myself as I made my puddle. 'I'll lick up my piss. Who cares?'But, as I bent down to finish what I had begun, Ozzy swooped in and beat me to it. There he was, on all fours at my feet, licking up my pee. I threw up my hands: 'You win.'
vito82Sep 15, 2008
Everyone knows this story anyway.
footfwdSep 18, 2008
True story. I'll keep it short.. real short.A friend of mine was asked to go and film Prince in his house. I guess he asks film makers all the time to do this. He said all he did was film Prince and his friends talking about Jesus for hours. Prince left the room and he asked Prince's friends " is this guy f**king nuts or what?" To which they replied, ah prince has his house wired so that he records every moment of his day so that if he comes up with a song say walking down the hall of in the shower he just looks up the date time etc. and can find it. Apparently Prince was not amused nor were his christian buddies, Prince kept the tape and kicked him out.