toplessrobot.com — We all know Luke Skywalker as the main protagonist throughout the original Star Wars movies and onward into the novels of questionable quality. We all grew up wanting to be him—learning to use the Force, blowing up the Death Star, saving the galaxy. But the thing is, despite all his badass moments, he actually kind of sucks. (Not my words)
Oct 22, 2008 View in Crawl 4
threepopOct 23, 2008
The shot is cake if you can bullseye womprats.
kaymord053Oct 23, 2008
What about him kissing is sister???
mujokanOct 23, 2008
Well, when you put it like that...
gocats1Oct 23, 2008
Number 3 is hilarious. I love the thought of Luke trying to set that up.
freakinrepublicOct 24, 2008
making fun of leia right now u moron...get a f**king clue. and i was actually talking about his penis, not him being short. go die a lonely death.
griglagerOct 24, 2008
Brilliant! I don't know which is better...the piece or the fanboys nipping at it like vultures!
griglagerOct 30, 2008
The fanboys that are nitpicking the piece to death...although that makes the piece that more amusing.Keep feeding it lemmings!
Closed AccountJun 16, 2009
Obi-Wan should have trained Han Solo or Princess Leah instead.
Closed AccountJun 16, 2009
'hands' and 'solo' combined in one sentenced sound freaky. nyhahaha!!! game on!<a class="user" href="http://www.ad4game.com/">http://www.ad4game.com/</a>