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rentmitchumFeb 16, 2008
That's what she said.
bigkillerdfwFeb 16, 2008
I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. Thanks Cracked!"The bullet, by the by, remained in Jackson's body for 19 years because, we assume, Jackson knew that time spent removing the bullets would just fall under the general category of "time not dueling," Jackson's least favorite category.""If you're feeling, perhaps, a little wet right now, it's because the ghost of an eight year old John Quincy Adams is pissing all over you as you read this."THOSE writers deserve a friggin' raise immediately! Comedic genius.
thewixFeb 18, 2008
TR was a bad president? He was one of the best presidents in US history. He was one of the few presidents to champion for the people. Read up on your history.
allenscribeFeb 20, 2008
Beating a would-be assassin half to death with a stick, Andrew Jackson FTW.
jblueplaskiFeb 20, 2008
www.millercenter.org/americanpresident
ccheathMar 3, 2008
no biggie, i figured you meant that
ladyj27Mar 12, 2008
If the information in that short article alone is factual, Andrew Jackson is my new personal hero.
smart89aleckJul 29, 2008
quite possibly my favorite cracked.com article of all time. why do they not teach us these things in american history class?
perrymegSep 3, 2008
this was interesting read. thanks!
simplecSep 6, 2008
TR is definitely the Chuck Norris of his time, I'm surprised they didn't mention all the troubles he went through that's a big part of what makes him a bad ass (like his blindness from his boxing bouts or how both his wife and mother died at the same time)
sylocatOct 22, 2008
This is an exchange I noticed in the Cracked comments:maedene: teddy roosevelt is basically the Chuck norris of presidentsWilliroy: No maedene, Chuck Norris is the Teddy Rosevelt of martial artists.
sylocatNov 21, 2008
Cheney was a veep, not a pres.
sylocatNov 21, 2008
TR isn't the Chuck Norris of his time, Chuck Norris is the TR of OUR time.
sylocatDec 7, 2008
I can picture him yelling, "Roosevelt PAWNCH!" as he finished the guy off.
feenix566Aug 7, 2009
Buried for saying "even know".