cracked.com — Some people aren't content to get their names in the footnotes of history and then quietly expire. These brave few achieve greatness and then top it off by kicking the bucket in a way so ridiculously implausible that everyone would have talked about them for years even if they hadn't done anything else.
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sarahsueApr 17, 2008
"death by performing donkey"... that must have been one hell of a performance. two thumbs up.
glennlthompsonApr 17, 2008
Gangrene of the genitals!
craniumApr 18, 2008
Reminds me of the old visit a prostitute/leave a tip joke.
Closed AccountApr 18, 2008
They also perform in Acapulco now.
jmiltonApr 18, 2008
You expect Bush to s**t his bowels out?
paranoydandroidApr 18, 2008
He did watch Snow White. It was released in theaters while he was alive, and he was reported as having an odd fascination with the movie that extended to him muttering, "Dip the apple in the brew, / Let the sleeping death seep through" often throughout the day. He chose his method of death on purpose.
trntmanApr 18, 2008
I also need: 3 tubes of toothpaste, a curling iron, a guinness world record book , 2 dozen chickens, my grandmother, silver silly putty and a pair of flip flops
andrerollinsApr 24, 2008
Who'd a thunk it? Loved the pics. Couldn't stop laughing at the hot dog ones.