cracked.com — Life in the 21-st century is safer than ever before. This doesn't stop people from selling and buying overpriced and often useless self-defense products. Some of these real products seem a hell of a lot more dangerous to the owner than the mugger.
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whitehamsterApr 3, 2008
i agree, just hit him with the maglite, those things are batons in their own right
allisonaxeApr 3, 2008
sounds like doom 3.
rhodesskolarApr 3, 2008
I haven't been threatened since I started lugging around this cool guillotine.
moulin1Apr 6, 2008
If you are looking the shotgun-flashlight was made by Ares Defense Systems and discontinued nine years ago. From their website. "Flashlight Firearms:We occasionally receive requests for information regarding a product formerly manufactured by Ares Defense Systems. The Companion product has not been produced in 8-9 years. Very few were ever manufactured; all were registered with BATF as "AOW" (Any Other Weapon) per NFA guidelines and all were transfered with ATF approval to Federally licensed dealers possessing a Special Occupational Tax stamp. We do not manufacture, advertise, sell or support this product."
ronaldinhoApr 7, 2008
if it's a girl I won't mind
theguesser10Apr 14, 2008
I'd feel so badass walking around with a shotgun in my flashlight
clair5525Feb 21, 2009
This is real self defense for women:<a class="user" href="http://www.firearmssite.com/women.htm">http://www.firearmssite.com/women.htm</a>