cracked.com — There are two kinds of people in this world. Some people will look at a construction crane and think 'Oh, look, it's a construction crane.' Others will look at that same crane and think, 'Oh, hey, I've gotta go have sex on that construction crane, RIGHT THIS SECOND.' This article's about that second group.
Nov 14, 2008 View in Crawl 4
sublexNov 14, 2008
The c**kpit being on the list seems wrong.
kilburnhallNov 14, 2008
There are two kinds of people in this world. Some people will look at a construction crane and think 'Oh, look, it's a construction crane.'Then there's James Bond who will look at that same crane and think, 'Oh, hey, I've gotta go have sex on that construction crane, followed by a cigarette.Was it good for you to darling?
sylocatNov 15, 2008
It is possible for a person to fit under a train as it rolls down the tracks, just make sure no part of your body is touching the rail. Not sure how well it works when you have two people together, though, especially since they might not have been paying that much attention.I suppose, if the train driver slowed down a little, they could wind up doing it on the cowcatcher.
bipolarruledoutNov 15, 2008
That's soooo wrong.
bipolarruledoutNov 15, 2008
What the f**k is the appeal of burning man... and spare me the hippy BS. The last thing I want to do is go sweat my ass off in the middle of a desert. Are the drugs really THAT good?
gkiltzNov 15, 2008
The c**kpit, the drive through , the railroad track, those all make sense, because you have too many other things to think about right then. At work, depends what your job is!The rest are all just excuses for intolerance any way!
netsliderxNov 24, 2008
A lot of these are about masterbation and not actually having sex. This was just stupid.