nbc5.com — Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. Rather than admit it was a penis pump, because his mother was standing next to him, he told security the object was a bomb. Now he faces felony disorderly conduct and up to three years in prison.
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Closed AccountAug 23, 2006
haha, ackbar has a small penis. Now we know why all these arab f**ks are jihading and crashing into s**t..... Arabs got small c**ks and they are jealous of our huge American genetalia.
lcarsdeveloperAug 24, 2006
Sadiq786You are an extremely strange man who doesn't know how to use the reply button.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2006
Too bad Carl Monday wasn't covering this one.
nanobugAug 24, 2006
Retard! Hopefully, the judge will be have a little bit of sense and let this retard go with a warining...
swerdnaAug 24, 2006
@meznakI wish i could digg your comment more than once.
soldanAug 24, 2006
the function of the the device is obvious so the security personel did not really need to ask what it was ..what it was is a abuse of power.my buddy worked security at the winter olympics a few years back. he discovered that if you kicked the metal detector it would go off...so he spent his time feeling up hot girls... the security personel should be held up to a higher standard...
Closed AccountAug 25, 2006
his plan was to enhance himself in the bathroom then use his penis as a blunt weapon
caliyankeeAug 25, 2006
LOL. I love bUND. Every day I can count on an irrational, racist, zenophobic, or otherwise incindiary comment coming straight out of his ass. bUND, thank you for making my workday easier.I just hope he's not serious...
alientwilightAug 26, 2006
I read about this the other day.I mean come on..your mom knows u masterbate so what it's only a toy.You no not to say its a bomb..at least not when we are under terrorist attacks.Like few weeks ago there was another penis pmp story about a judge..using it in court.This toy is becumming Popular..lol.
dcmacheadAug 27, 2006
One thing's for sure--he'll have a bigger @$$hole when he gets out of the Federal Pen.
dcmacheadAug 30, 2006
@ ridglawrencei dugg you down b/c you're an assh**e who doesn't know proper punctuation for contractions.
flearockJun 6, 2007
wow, i was in the same cell with the guy
mardinaminJan 29, 2010
because I was going back to Iraq any we dont have those staf in Iraq
mardinaminJan 29, 2010
if I know english that good I would but I didnot say bomb she undrstud me that way or meby because I hade fake snik and she got so sker
mardinaminJan 29, 2010
ok that why I didnt came back to US that woman who chack my bag there was plastik snick so she got so scare that why she did that to me after all that case dissmst