The best Onion article??It's got some stiff competition, a few off the top of my head:-Christopher Reeves Placed atop Washington Monument-The Contraceptimelt Morning After Burrito-Free-thinking Cat s**ts Outside of the Box-Stephen Hawking Invents Robotic Exoskeleton
"You have not heard one other person calling out this war before now? I was calling it out before we invaded, back when I was the minority and most thought Bush was a hero."Yeah, but back then you were a minority and, as you know, a minority = terrorist. Good luck pushing that agenda.But seriously I just watched "Good Night and Good Luck" last night about Edward Murrow and McCarthyism(ish). This story really reminded me of that, particularly how free we are now to denigrate our political masters, and rightly so. Democracy isn't something that happens every 4-5 years, it's constant! But if you don't embrace it, it will go away.
By a strange coincidence you are describing the plight of Native Americans (on reservations) and the displaced poor from New Orleans, now living in unfit trailers and tents.
Big army except when it comes to manpower, we are struggling to field 150,000 in Iraq and thats barely done by scraping up NG and aged Reservists.Syria and Iran (which signed a mil pact in 06) could field 2 million armed troops of various grades according to Wikipedia.
toddcatJul 26, 2007
Or have you seen the Onion "HOLY s**t MAN LANDS ON THE MOTHERf**kING MOON!" headline......or the one about Elvis' death "Elvis Dead. Is Elvis Alive?"
Closed AccountJul 26, 2007
um... DUH!!!
atomic1fireJul 26, 2007
Agreedits like an facially reconstructed wolf in sheeps clothingthe wolf looks just like a sheep and wants to fill you with bulletsor blow you to bits
Closed AccountJul 26, 2007
PROXY SITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Closed AccountJul 26, 2007
The best Onion article??It's got some stiff competition, a few off the top of my head:-Christopher Reeves Placed atop Washington Monument-The Contraceptimelt Morning After Burrito-Free-thinking Cat s**ts Outside of the Box-Stephen Hawking Invents Robotic Exoskeleton
Closed AccountJul 26, 2007
"You have not heard one other person calling out this war before now? I was calling it out before we invaded, back when I was the minority and most thought Bush was a hero."Yeah, but back then you were a minority and, as you know, a minority = terrorist. Good luck pushing that agenda.But seriously I just watched "Good Night and Good Luck" last night about Edward Murrow and McCarthyism(ish). This story really reminded me of that, particularly how free we are now to denigrate our political masters, and rightly so. Democracy isn't something that happens every 4-5 years, it's constant! But if you don't embrace it, it will go away.
guygoldmanJul 28, 2007
you are really f**ked up, America!(and yes- Muslims are human too....)
ferrofluidAug 4, 2007
By a strange coincidence you are describing the plight of Native Americans (on reservations) and the displaced poor from New Orleans, now living in unfit trailers and tents.
ferrofluidAug 4, 2007
Big army except when it comes to manpower, we are struggling to field 150,000 in Iraq and thats barely done by scraping up NG and aged Reservists.Syria and Iran (which signed a mil pact in 06) could field 2 million armed troops of various grades according to Wikipedia.
rspeedAug 22, 2007
s**t. That joke doesn't work when written, does it?Surely there must be something you can do.
Closed AccountJul 16, 2008
Canada shall send it's beaver batallion to bite its own nads off and hit itself with trees right away!