cracked.com — Any idiot can build a better mousetrap, but it takes a special kind of individual, a genius if you will, to look at the existing mousetrap and figure out semi-plausible ways in which it could be used as an all-purpose exercise system.
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glennlthompsonApr 10, 2008
The women in those ads are decent looking. I'd like to take my stick to their stool, if you know what I mean. You know what I mean.
redsepherApr 11, 2008
That won so much, I fell out of my chair laughing. Props to you man, props to you.
Closed AccountApr 11, 2008
6 packs are for wussies. I'm sporting a bakers dozen.
skeen07Apr 11, 2008
What do you mean?
glennlthompsonApr 11, 2008
I mean that I would not object to anal sex with those women, if you know what I mean. You know what I mean.
mightyaphrodityApr 15, 2008
OMG I laughed so hard at this I disturbed my co-workers! It's so funny b/c it's true. All this stuff it total crap and yet ppl throw money away buying it. I want to get a business going with my bf and i think we just found our meal ticket...exercise equipment!
reporterman99Mar 9, 2009
Everyone seems to be looking for the magic pill. Especially in the weight loss market.