OK GB, we got a new terror threat rising. Deciphering what I could from the squirrels in my backyard they got WMD's. They are threatening our American way of life, and they're doing it in our backyards!
No. Not in _ours_, Galaeron. In _yours_. Admit it. You're harboring terrorists. I hope they gut you in your sleep for being a two-faced coward and ratting them out. Either way, your backyard will no longer exist once the missiles arrive.
"Squirrels ad chirps to their warning calls to indicate a terrestrial predator... A chuck is like an exclamation point."The red squirrel in my front yard gets out on the end of a branch and chucks furiously at me whenever I go out there, no chirps at all. This only confirms my suspicions that he has been cursing me.I don't get no respect! Whatever happened to "hail mighty god species of this planet?" I don't even get "terrestrial predator" from the little bastard. Damn it, where's my BB gun!
borderpatrolNov 16, 2005
@warmonger48I never said that we used our tax money for anything smart. But aleast we have big ass fences. We should get into Ginuess for that.
galaeronNov 16, 2005
OK GB, we got a new terror threat rising. Deciphering what I could from the squirrels in my backyard they got WMD's. They are threatening our American way of life, and they're doing it in our backyards!
meshgiathNov 16, 2005
squeaker squeak squeak..umm. squeakum.
nocreNov 17, 2005
No. Not in _ours_, Galaeron. In _yours_. Admit it. You're harboring terrorists. I hope they gut you in your sleep for being a two-faced coward and ratting them out. Either way, your backyard will no longer exist once the missiles arrive.
jcs_googNov 17, 2005
Yes in Office Space Milton was talking about how the squirrels got married.
camtechNov 17, 2005
my grandparents figured this out a long time ago while sitting on their back porch throwing nuts...
skwhirlDec 6, 2005
I'm very protective about my nuts!
stonebearDec 17, 2005
"Squirrels ad chirps to their warning calls to indicate a terrestrial predator... A chuck is like an exclamation point."The red squirrel in my front yard gets out on the end of a branch and chucks furiously at me whenever I go out there, no chirps at all. This only confirms my suspicions that he has been cursing me.I don't get no respect! Whatever happened to "hail mighty god species of this planet?" I don't even get "terrestrial predator" from the little bastard. Damn it, where's my BB gun!