moderndrunkardmagazine.com — Make no mistake - Captain Kirk and his crew were cowboys and they treated the universe like the Wild West. Alcohol played an essential role in that quest, Klingon Blood Wine, Romulan Ale, Saurian Brandy, but after Kirk finished ripping up (and repopulating) the universe, a bunch of Earl Grey-sipping sissies followed in his wake.
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traitorvicJul 28, 2007
Hey! If you had Your Ass strapped to a Rocket... Would You Wanna Be Sober!?! Thankfully it sounds as if NASA has been preparing for this sort of Swerving Space Travel for the last decade.
boogityshuJul 29, 2007
Jim Beam me up !
bigern314Jan 19, 2008
They missed the episode "Spectre of the Gun" where when the five of them, Scott, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, & Chekov, are asked if they want the usual Scotty replied, " A half gallon of Scotch". Geez he's a booze hound! A man after my own heart.
travelgayleFeb 20, 2008
Synthahol, puhlease, that's just one placebo buzz away from a trip to engineering. Gimme the real sin-thahol. On the other hand, I'd hate to get the spins on 10-forward with all them stars whizzing past.
jrboogie73Mar 3, 2008
Clever and hilarious piece of writing. A good laugh if you're a Trek fan.