theonion.com — University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and constructing.
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notadiggtardApr 20, 2008
Dugg for your stupidity being funnier than the article!lmao
cyrtApr 20, 2008
Earth is going to get bulldozed any minute now...
vector66Apr 20, 2008
Funny, however the Onion should made clear that this is entertainment and not really actual news, you know stuff that actually happens and that a journalist make faithful account of in order to publish it to the public. Just a thought., NEVERTHELESS... priceless!
Closed AccountApr 20, 2008
"Taking into account my past successful experiments with chimpanzees, it is my final analysis that we are dealing with one smart little f**ker," ... Yes, the ONN is awesome!
metellusApr 20, 2008
Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears...
chickenlarmApr 20, 2008
This article is a piece of s**t
somethingclev3rApr 21, 2008
After a thorough investigation into the matter, cognitive enhancers including dark chocolate and a Mozart CD were found in the mouse's locker - giving creedance to the scientists' assertion that "That little bastard must have cheated."The scientists decided to rerun the test after shaking the mouse violently in order to "dumb his little cheating ass down a bit."
phenolholicApr 24, 2008
s**t, i didnt know. i'm humbled. why the f**k does fake news make it to digg?
daninaustraliaApr 25, 2008
this story made me lol at the scientists. theonion FTW
qongApr 25, 2008
Hilarious. That was great, I really do need to read the Onion more often.
argentianApr 26, 2008
Never underestimate laziness.