Detective: Care to explain this son?Groom: Well sir, it all started this morning when I was running late for my wedding. My tux hadn't arrived and I panicked. Detective: So you stole a UPS truck?Groom: No sir, I'm getting to that. I decided to wear the best man's tux instead, only it's too small for me and I ripped the jacket down the center. So I sewed it up as quickly as I could.Detective: So that's why you have the sewing machine.Groom: No sir, I'm getting to that. By the time I fixed the problem I was still behind in getting to the chapel and my car wouldn't start.Detective: So THEN you stole the UPS truck?Groom: No sir, I'm still getting to that. I called a cab, only after he got me to the chappel here the cabbie wouldn't take a check so I had to run. I hid in the back of the UPS truck which was parked here at the top of this hill. I must have spooked the driver because he released the emergency brake while trying to jump out, and the truck went rolling back like you see it now.Detective: So can you explain the sewing machine?Groom: I'm getting to that. You see, during this commotion I rolled out the back of this truck into the water, soaking my borrowed, recently repaired tux. The cabbie saw me and came running after demanding I pay him in the cash I do not have. Meanwhile, the UPS driver is having a heart attack on the grass because I scared him so bad. So I rescuscitated the UPS driver, borrowed a different suit from the other best man, and got married. This sewing machine was one of my wedding presents and I brought it here to give to the UPS driver to apologize for nearly killing him.Detective: What about the cabbie?Groom: He was my new best man at the wedding, since the other two didn't have their tuxes.
simiansamuraiJan 30, 2007
Detective: Care to explain this son?Groom: Well sir, it all started this morning when I was running late for my wedding. My tux hadn't arrived and I panicked. Detective: So you stole a UPS truck?Groom: No sir, I'm getting to that. I decided to wear the best man's tux instead, only it's too small for me and I ripped the jacket down the center. So I sewed it up as quickly as I could.Detective: So that's why you have the sewing machine.Groom: No sir, I'm getting to that. By the time I fixed the problem I was still behind in getting to the chapel and my car wouldn't start.Detective: So THEN you stole the UPS truck?Groom: No sir, I'm still getting to that. I called a cab, only after he got me to the chappel here the cabbie wouldn't take a check so I had to run. I hid in the back of the UPS truck which was parked here at the top of this hill. I must have spooked the driver because he released the emergency brake while trying to jump out, and the truck went rolling back like you see it now.Detective: So can you explain the sewing machine?Groom: I'm getting to that. You see, during this commotion I rolled out the back of this truck into the water, soaking my borrowed, recently repaired tux. The cabbie saw me and came running after demanding I pay him in the cash I do not have. Meanwhile, the UPS driver is having a heart attack on the grass because I scared him so bad. So I rescuscitated the UPS driver, borrowed a different suit from the other best man, and got married. This sewing machine was one of my wedding presents and I brought it here to give to the UPS driver to apologize for nearly killing him.Detective: What about the cabbie?Groom: He was my new best man at the wedding, since the other two didn't have their tuxes.