youtube.com— A Nintendo training video from 1991 teaching retail workers how to handle customers with defective Nintendo products. If you do a good enough job at it, a happy customer might even bring you a pie!
Feb 4, 2009View in Crawl 4
Oh, no. I wasn't saying it was wrong of Nintendo to generalize their customer base. I wasn't even referring to Nintendo specifically. I was speaking of all customer service. And they're right.Rule Number 1: The Customer is usually a retard.That s**t is scientific fact.
nyx210Feb 5, 2009
I just love it how people will practically s**t all over a product, and then they'll scratch their heads wondering why it wont work.
Closed AccountFeb 5, 2009
Oh, no. I wasn't saying it was wrong of Nintendo to generalize their customer base. I wasn't even referring to Nintendo specifically. I was speaking of all customer service. And they're right.Rule Number 1: The Customer is usually a retard.That s**t is scientific fact.
mlatendrFeb 5, 2009
dang. nice work
bde5Feb 5, 2009
I work with a lot of Americans. They never offer pie.
assbeardFeb 7, 2009
ahh, those damn NES cleaning kits... a freaking ripoff when a Qtip and some isopropyl alcohol was all you needed.