"How good are these things at killing Zalgrebeans? My evaluation. Probably reasonsable good. The problem is, these Earthings don't have an effective space delivery system for them, and no kind of unified Planetary Defense Network. They are too busy factionally squabbling within themselves. Right now the Earth is just one juicy blue plum ready to be snatched out the of sky with millions of putrefying brains just waiting to be harvested for their protein and fatty content." -- Third Left Tricept Nibblet Commander, Scouting Ship Halpeuth 439F281, Glorious Zalgre0bb Empire.
Tsar Bomb, Bar Bomb...The Russians made an "exact copy" of the equipment they used during the "joint Soviet Space missions"..but their own place does not have the basic smarts to run a country. They don't know anyone who could end the clogged sewers in Moscow, don't know how to turn on all the electrical appliances they confiscated in the US, don't have anyone who knows how to set up all the laptops confiscated from travelers to Europe, Asia and America, and dont have roadways between the places with the independent banks where they turn in assets they confiscate.Thank God for what you got!
fragile00Apr 23, 2007
I can't wait until we start fighting aliens that are trying to take over the world.
decixApr 23, 2007
There was a nuclear bombed called "Hiroshima" i thought we dropped fat man over Hiroshima.....
captainbeahApr 23, 2007
This is a duplicate, it was on Digg many months ago.
starguyApr 24, 2007
"How good are these things at killing Zalgrebeans? My evaluation. Probably reasonsable good. The problem is, these Earthings don't have an effective space delivery system for them, and no kind of unified Planetary Defense Network. They are too busy factionally squabbling within themselves. Right now the Earth is just one juicy blue plum ready to be snatched out the of sky with millions of putrefying brains just waiting to be harvested for their protein and fatty content." -- Third Left Tricept Nibblet Commander, Scouting Ship Halpeuth 439F281, Glorious Zalgre0bb Empire.
sidsarkarApr 24, 2007
why dont they just nuke America with it and get done with the terrorism and christianity bulls**t
caliguyApr 24, 2007
Why do you guys insist on perpetuating this war propaganda ?!?!?! BURY BURY BURY this and all other human-burying device stories!!!!
jezperApr 24, 2007
Why are they measuring height? Shouldn't you be measuring width?
asianwasteApr 24, 2007
In Soviet Russia, IT f**ks awwww!!!
chatty82May 3, 2007
Tsar Bomb, Bar Bomb...The Russians made an "exact copy" of the equipment they used during the "joint Soviet Space missions"..but their own place does not have the basic smarts to run a country. They don't know anyone who could end the clogged sewers in Moscow, don't know how to turn on all the electrical appliances they confiscated in the US, don't have anyone who knows how to set up all the laptops confiscated from travelers to Europe, Asia and America, and dont have roadways between the places with the independent banks where they turn in assets they confiscate.Thank God for what you got!
sverigeskungAug 26, 2008
Trinity had a lower yield than Hiroshima.