washingtonpost.com — Sheryl Crow: I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions
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tellmeastoryApr 24, 2007
i can't believe i just read a thread full of people offering their opinions on ass-wiping. my digging career has clearly reached an all-time low.
ohnnyjApr 24, 2007
@gamerjonI second that nomination. Pure brilliance.
turbod33Apr 24, 2007
Try eating at a dining hall in college while living in the dorms. Mexican night on friday, aka the Tijuana Toliet Cracker. Then try to wipe your ass with ANY amount of the 0.5 ply trash the college tries to pass off as TP. It's been 3 years and my ass is still in recovery from Nelson Dining Hall.
Closed AccountApr 24, 2007
Why are there hundreds of comments about something that should never have been taken seriously in the first place? I have laughed at the poo jokes, of course, but ... come on people, Sheryl Crow is only a pop star. Doesn't America have actual problems to which we could pay attention?
misfit410Apr 24, 2007
just trying to imagine what a nasty stinking ass she must have.
maninthemiddleApr 24, 2007
Actually, the point is that she has teamed with one of the senior alarmists on global warming to take a nationwide tour. She has stepped beyond entertainer to policy advocate. Thus, she has focused attention on herself.
chargermanApr 24, 2007
Hey at least she is hot! :)
llewnerApr 26, 2007
Sheryl Crow is just an overly popular hippy. We should be happy that she even bathes, let alone wipes her ass at all. Frankly I believe in saving the environment, but now I also believe in mailing Mrs. Crow a box of my poo (about 12hrs after a nice big batch of hummus), with one piece of TP.
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sinembarg0Mar 23, 2008
Way to get more diggs with your comment than the story did.
fighter2aMay 29, 2008
And people are still digging it. 1632 as of 05/29/08
nathanwalkerAug 25, 2008
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cideuAug 25, 2008
I thought maybe it was Dr. Seuss.
trogdorburnAug 26, 2008
I call that a "clean sweep".
Closed AccountAug 26, 2008
1833... you can see the dateinstead of hitting the back button:<a class="user" href="http://digg.com/comedy/The_7_Most_Retarded_Ways_Celebrities_Have_Tried_to_Go_Green_2">http://digg.com/comedy/The_7_Most_Retarded_Ways_Ce ...</a>
Closed AccountMay 15, 2009
1901 on 5/14/2009And to be honest I think I've dugg this comment twice. I used to have a different profile.