yourtango.com— Asked by the UK's The Guardian "What is the closest you've come to death?" The octogenarian answered: "There was a moment when I was having sex with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball."
Nov 27, 2009View in Crawl 4
for a man who deserves an epic death, he'll probably just choke on some bacon one morning and his legion of blondes won't know how to do the Heimlich or CPR
theonegir1Nov 28, 2009
it's marvelous
shadowfoxmiNov 28, 2009
"I agree" - Duke Nukem Forever
thaviNov 28, 2009
for a man who deserves an epic death, he'll probably just choke on some bacon one morning and his legion of blondes won't know how to do the Heimlich or CPR
duk0rNov 28, 2009
What an ass h**e.
verdantxNov 28, 2009
illustrated tomb?
melanie37Nov 29, 2009
Perfect way for Hef to go. All smiles, all around.