assinthebox.com — Enjoy sending a completely original spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list...They will receive their specially gift wrapped glossy white box, cut the fancy bow and KA-BOINNNGGG! A custom made Spring Loaded Ass in their face will shock and surprise them!
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sakurazSep 28, 2006
I dare you diggers to send one of each to Rice, Cheney, and Bush
mbthompsonSep 28, 2006
That's pretty funny right there.
bostonvoipSep 28, 2006
Love the title but it's not a real "ass in the box"...it should have the hand crank and music that goes with the more traditional "jack" in the box.
bullsnotSep 28, 2006
They can enhance your face reflection in a toaster in another room 1000% and get a good clear image of you.OMG did anyone see that crap on the TV show kidnapped last night. Lets blow up that camera phone video to a 20" screen and enhance that pixel size face in the background to full size.
stryker2youSep 28, 2006
Gross, but funny!
astrotrainSep 28, 2006
Afterwards they can put it on their head and wear it as an Asshat...
whiznatSep 28, 2006
Well, the good news is that I can now expect to get a lot more birthday presents!
barleymanSep 28, 2006
your correct, feces does cost extra.<a class="user" href="http://www.postapoo.com/">http://www.postapoo.com/</a>$11.70 to be exact.
nogoodnamesleftSep 28, 2006
Well, I don't know who's got MJ's original face, but he sure as hell doesn't.
antdudeSep 28, 2006
No, the video is funnier.
thomasprebbleSep 28, 2006
Nope unfortunately they can't send to the Whitehouse.
bbonifieldSep 28, 2006
Just an FYI, the packaging on these is actually pretty good. The owner of the site and make o' the butts is a good friend on mine. Let me tell you, the overall customer feed back is pretty good. The only draw back? Sometimes people get a little angered by the comments the senders will ask to be attached. But trust me, you'll get your jollies out of it just by thinking about the look on their face.