gawker.com — The Church of Scientology has launched a deeply creepy advertising campaign. They're buying spots on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360, and seem to have stolen the ad playbook from their arch-enemies in the pharmaceutical industry.
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ricardowilliamsJun 16, 2009
not very creepy, but if anything its a little cheesy
cfuseJun 17, 2009
How does having incorporated make these people any less criminal? They're murderers, liars and thieves, I don't care if they have letterhead or not.
mkampusJun 17, 2009
Lord Xenu will show us the way!
wolfkeeperJun 17, 2009
It's worth money in the sense that most of the key documents are out in public anyway since a judge put them there. So.... not a lot of money, only money to people that don't know that.
mrdeadheadJun 19, 2009
i don't think i've ever seen a gray baskin robbins commercial. but ok.
lilrabbitfoofooJun 27, 2009
What does God need with a starship?Or anything material for that matter...
acardwell3Jul 1, 2009
"It's paperclips."
angryraptorJul 7, 2009
Side effects are subject to, but not limited to: Emotional contusion, anal seepage, anal bleeding, bruising, disconnection, an bank account, severe head aches, dizziness, heart attack, sleep deprivation, constipation, severe fatigue, lack of willingness for sexual intercourse, constant over usage of the word "bigot", suicidal thoughts or mysterious death. Please ask your doctor if Scientology is right for you. You're only as "clear" as your check, investigate Scientology from people who were severely crippled by the organization at www.Xenutv.com, www.exscientologykids.com, www.youfoundthecard.com or simply Google, "Scientology"