contactmusic.com— Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians
Jul 17, 2006View in Crawl 4
You made my day Thurmot. That's funny.I would soooo listen to the bible if it was done MAXIMUM Jules Winfield style."Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' Mary's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f**kin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f**kin' sport."
mapkinaseJul 17, 2006
I am surprised it was not the first post, since it seems the only connection between this fine actor and anything Christian from his previous record.
yahoofromJul 17, 2006
I want Morgan Freeman too.
blackjack75Jul 17, 2006
Actually the Bible is a shameless ripoff of Pulp Fiction.
joshhighlandJul 17, 2006
i have a copy of james earl jones reading the bible.... I like to think of it as Darth Vader reads the bible.
Closed AccountJul 17, 2006
Samuel L. Jackson also did the voice of the Tenpenny (The crooked cop) on Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
joeydooJul 18, 2006
You made my day Thurmot. That's funny.I would soooo listen to the bible if it was done MAXIMUM Jules Winfield style."Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' Mary's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f**kin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f**kin' sport."
kiddvenomJul 21, 2006
"Your sins, motherf**ker! Do you repent?!"
psbpv3oJul 24, 2006
I think it was funny the first couple of times that posters put motherf**king into bible situations/verses....
Closed AccountDec 22, 2006
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