sciam.com— Species of deep-sea squid that strut their stuff in the blackness that prevail thousands of feet beneath the ocean surface encounter few opportunities to mate and so every tryst must count.
Dec 29, 2008View in Crawl 4
"a three-foot-long penis, that sometimes misses its mark"Somewhere a black squid with a ten-foot-long penis is laughing it up, puts his tentacles around his 8 other ho's and says, "Na man, I don't got that problem."
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man says, "Hey, my dog can talk!" The bartender is not so sure and says he'll give the man a free drink if he can prove the dog can talk."Sure," says the man. He turns to the dog, "Hey boy, what's on top of a house.""ROOF!" the dog exclaims. The bartender is getting angry. "All dogs go ROOF, that's not a dog talking!""Ok," says the man, "Here's another one. Hey boy, what is on the outside of a tree?""BARK!" goes the dog.The bartender is now royally pissed. "Mister, what kind of fool to you take me for?"The man says, "Here, this will prove it to you! Hey boy, who was the greatest baseball player?""RUTH!" the dog bellows."GET OUT OF MY BAR!" the bartender screams, "AND DON'T YOU COME BACK."The man and his dog scoot out of the bar. As they're heading back down the street, the dog looks over to his owner and says, "DiMAGGIO?"
l034meDec 29, 2008
What no one remembers the SNL skit w/ Kelsey Grammer?
spitthetruthDec 30, 2008
"a three-foot-long penis, that sometimes misses its mark"Somewhere a black squid with a ten-foot-long penis is laughing it up, puts his tentacles around his 8 other ho's and says, "Na man, I don't got that problem."
someguy101Dec 30, 2008
Cephalopods are awesome!
scottmitchellDec 31, 2008
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man says, "Hey, my dog can talk!" The bartender is not so sure and says he'll give the man a free drink if he can prove the dog can talk."Sure," says the man. He turns to the dog, "Hey boy, what's on top of a house.""ROOF!" the dog exclaims. The bartender is getting angry. "All dogs go ROOF, that's not a dog talking!""Ok," says the man, "Here's another one. Hey boy, what is on the outside of a tree?""BARK!" goes the dog.The bartender is now royally pissed. "Mister, what kind of fool to you take me for?"The man says, "Here, this will prove it to you! Hey boy, who was the greatest baseball player?""RUTH!" the dog bellows."GET OUT OF MY BAR!" the bartender screams, "AND DON'T YOU COME BACK."The man and his dog scoot out of the bar. As they're heading back down the street, the dog looks over to his owner and says, "DiMAGGIO?"
guacamolesanJan 4, 2009
close at the end the dog goes "What, was I supposed to say DiMaggio?"