news.yahoo.com — Rocket scientists, long considered the gold standard in intelligence among all professionals, are not nearly as smart as originally thought, according to a controversial new study published today by the American Association of Brain Surgeons.
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theone3Sep 23, 2006
Dugg for the sheer ironic stupidity of it all.
bussSep 24, 2006
Just in case anyone takes this seriously, its definitely a joke.
arbusSep 24, 2006
If it's not on The Onion, I have a hard time believing it's true.
Closed AccountSep 24, 2006
Your post shows exactly how intelligent you are, seeing how the entire article is made up...not in yahoo news section.
erkokiteSep 24, 2006
Going to school for rocket science. Those Callous Brain Surgeon Bastards!
bat_21Sep 24, 2006
Dammit, Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
dspgeekSep 24, 2006
YHBT. Borowitz is an alleged "comedian", although I find his stuff about as funny as a dried-up dog turd, and this is another in a series of lame "witty articles" from this jack-off.
gab00nSep 24, 2006
We should let a few brain surgeons design the next space shuttle from scratch(including the rockets that will get it into space and the rocket fuel) and see if anyone will go on the first test flight, i wouldn't.
iannnnnSep 25, 2006
hahaThis is definitely one of the funniest news articles I have read.