collisiondetection.net— NEC researchers have created a robot for tasting wine. When turned against its masters, the robot said definitively, "bacon!" and "prosciutto!"
Sep 29, 2006View in Crawl 4
This guy pulled a sick prank in college and pocketed some tissue from his G/A class. He deep fried it and told us they were chitlins and pork rinds. He got his ass kicked!
And I had been hesitating between an army of undeads and a legion of cyborgs. That closes the deal, zombies have nothing to offer that the competition cannot match! All hail Zerozen the Galactic Overlord!
benshariffSep 30, 2006
This guy pulled a sick prank in college and pocketed some tissue from his G/A class. He deep fried it and told us they were chitlins and pork rinds. He got his ass kicked!
jugalatorSep 30, 2006
Wow, the amazing part is that it's probably quite right. Impressive technology!
pxujnSep 30, 2006
*looks up**looks back*Uh....huh. Whatever.
zerozenonesSep 30, 2006
And I had been hesitating between an army of undeads and a legion of cyborgs. That closes the deal, zombies have nothing to offer that the competition cannot match! All hail Zerozen the Galactic Overlord!
gir53457Sep 30, 2006
So humans = Pig and Robots = Hamsters?
sageoflightningSep 30, 2006
Only the ones who don't belive in robot-jesus.
vikingcoderSep 30, 2006
There's probably a good reason behind the euphemism "long pork".
discofuckOct 1, 2006
so, can i use this as an excuse for women to fellate me?"hey, baby. how 'bout a short, thin strip of uncooked bacon?"