physorg.com— The once mighty Jordan River, where Christians believe Jesus was baptised, is now little more than a polluted stream that could die next year unless the decay is halted, environmentalists said on Monday.
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A marijuana advocacy magazine suggesting Jesus used marijuana /= a credible sourceHow did the Jews mistake rubbing mud and a blind man's eyes as smoking dope?Also how did marijuana cure Jesus's death on the cross?
"River Jesus Was Baptized In So Polluted It Could Die By 2011"This title is misleading. The main problem is diversion of fresh water for agriculture. The river is actually going to dry up. "A new study we commissioned reveals that we have lost at least 50 percent of biodiversity in and around the river due to the near total diversion of fresh water,""Ironically, if the sewage stops flowing into the river -- which Israel plans to do on its stretch -- the damage could be even greater unless additional measures are taken to reduce the salinity of the water."It isn't pollution that is the heart of the problem it is overpopulation.
"Please stop blaming the failures of the oil industry on government. "I'm not blaming the government for that, just the slow response to fix it. Kinda like I'm not blaming Bush for Katrina, just the slow response to fix it.
baphclassMay 3, 2010
Ragnarok was cooler, and just as factual as far as I'm concerned.Three years of winter and a solar eclipse. Just you wait.
adamclifMay 3, 2010
@jerryjamesstone, let me help you..."The river, that Jesus was baptized in, is so polluted that it could die in 2011"
willthewayMay 3, 2010
A marijuana advocacy magazine suggesting Jesus used marijuana /= a credible sourceHow did the Jews mistake rubbing mud and a blind man's eyes as smoking dope?Also how did marijuana cure Jesus's death on the cross?
grungemusic3001May 3, 2010
"River Jesus Was Baptized In So Polluted It Could Die By 2011"This title is misleading. The main problem is diversion of fresh water for agriculture. The river is actually going to dry up. "A new study we commissioned reveals that we have lost at least 50 percent of biodiversity in and around the river due to the near total diversion of fresh water,""Ironically, if the sewage stops flowing into the river -- which Israel plans to do on its stretch -- the damage could be even greater unless additional measures are taken to reduce the salinity of the water."It isn't pollution that is the heart of the problem it is overpopulation.
streetpreacherMay 3, 2010
Meh ... what difference does it make? If you shoot him he'll just come back as a zombie 3 days later...
bluereiMay 3, 2010
"Please stop blaming the failures of the oil industry on government. "I'm not blaming the government for that, just the slow response to fix it. Kinda like I'm not blaming Bush for Katrina, just the slow response to fix it.
michichaelMay 3, 2010
Garbage in, garbage out...
mdigginMay 4, 2010
I'm sure Jesus took a leak in there when he was getting baptized.
nihiliusMay 4, 2010
@MizuhoChan You deserve a cookie.
willthewayMay 5, 2010
so the answer is yes