crooksandliars.com — Colorado representative Doug Lamborn has just made the final doo-doo step it what will be the shortest and most lackluster career the House has ever seen. Doug Lamborn?s recorded threats to a pair of voters critical of his views has now reached the pages of both the Denver and Huffington Posts.
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Just a thought, but what would a coversation sound like between the American govt (personified), and the American citizens (personified) Citizen: "umm.. excuse me..." USA: "What is it now? Can't you see how busy we are keeping you safe from terrorists that hate you for your freedoms?" Citizen: "well about that... It's just that all this preventative safety war is costing alot of money, and It doesn't seem to be going so well over there..." USA: "would you rather be dead at the hands of murderous Al Quieda? Because we can let that happen if thats what you want...but any patriotic American understand the importance of why we must kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis to be safe here at home" Citizen: "well yeah...but won't killing more people just make them want to kill more of us?" USA: "That has nothing to do with it, they want to hurt you because they don't like the freedoms you enjoy as an American, if you want to be free, we have to kill Iraqi's" Citizen: "So if I am truly free, then I can voice my opinion about how the war in Iraq is wrong, and speak out about the fact that the war is undeclared and unconstitutional?" USA: "Sure, you are free to say whatever you want...*cough* to whoever will accept your collect call from your cell... Oh I'm sorry didn't we tell you, It's legal to be anti-war, just not anti-war with Iraq, sorry but all your assets are belong to us." Citizen: "What!?!..." USA: "Anything else we can help you with before you go?" Citizen: "Umm...can I have my stuff back?" USA: "Not if you want to be safe from those evil terrorists, you do want America to be safe don't you? Or maybe you are a terrorist..." Citizen: "What?...wait...no!" USA: "well just to be safe we are going to have to run you through guantanamo, thanks for your concern, please enjoy the accomodations...buh bye"
rationalistSep 3, 2007
Hate to point this out, but Digg wasn't around when Chappaquidick happened, or Barney Frank came out, or Bill Clinton had oral sex in the Oval Office. So exactly what is the basis for your cry of "hypocrisy of the liberals here on digg"?Not to mention that this isn't a members-only club, anyone can submit an article, anyone can comment, anyone can vote. Saying "the liberals here on digg" is tantamount to saying "reality has a well-known liberal bias".Thank you for playing.
kd1sSep 3, 2007
So the Republican party is now comprised of:ThugsChild MolestersCloseted HomosexualsYeah, conservatives alright.
funkynutsSep 4, 2007
More liberal spam. I wouldn't be surprised if Digg was being funded by George Soros, himself. Buried.
mrswirlSep 4, 2007
Lamborn is a douche. Jay Fawcett had more honor and intelligence in his big toe than Lamborn but didn't get elected because he had a (D) next to his name. Colorado Springs would elect a trained monkey as long as it was Republican.
sedawknawkSep 4, 2007
I love your house of parliment, in the words of Robin Williams, it's like watching CSPAN, only the participants on the air have a 2 drink minimum.