djspyhunter.com — The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want!
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l0g1calDec 8, 2005
You sir, are a s*it wipe!
Closed AccountDec 8, 2005
Looks like the old label makers we used at my old job.
seatonDec 8, 2005
Perfect for those morons who unroll a whole roll of paper and arrange it in a quilt like pattern on a toilet seat before sitting down (Yeah, like a piece of tissue is going to protect your ass from some disease). Now they can take great pleasure in having headlines written on their ass from the ink transfer.
c0dekDec 8, 2005
now all we need is a separate feed for each digg user's comments. Then everything would be apropos.
lookitsdanDec 8, 2005
yugiohdan6Dec 8, 2005
when your toilet gets clogged up with toilet paper that has digg stories on it then wouldn't your toilet be "Dugg!"?
turgiddahliaDec 8, 2005
Yay science! Progress gives me a boner! Hooray for human ingenuity!It consistently surprises me that we haven't annihilated our species yet. I wish we would.
1ivewireDec 8, 2005
Now only if podcasts would play out of my ass...
Closed AccountDec 10, 2005
you gotta be shatting me. pretty cool. nifty indeed. explosive. brilliant. a must see.+digg
Closed AccountDec 10, 2005
i'm to lazy to look at the rest of the comments but heres something to think about. Would a wipe be considered a digg?