You know, there's a fishing show on TV. They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.
I got a business card, 'cause I want to win some lunches. That's what my business card says: "Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner." Call me, maybe we'll have lunch...If I'm lucky.
I think they could take sesame seeds off the market, and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"
asauterchicagoJul 27, 2007
IT'S NOT A BIG TRUCK!!!
jamesvaughnJul 28, 2007
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
jamesvaughnJul 28, 2007
You know, there's a fishing show on TV. They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.
jamesvaughnJul 28, 2007
I got a business card, 'cause I want to win some lunches. That's what my business card says: "Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner." Call me, maybe we'll have lunch...If I'm lucky.
jamesvaughnJul 28, 2007
I think they could take sesame seeds off the market, and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"