It's simple, really:1.) buy porkchops.2.) cook porkchops.3.) feed porkchops to a man you want to have sex with.4.a) man will have sex with you and probably try to introduce you to his mother the next day.4.b) if man doesn't want to have sex with you, report him immediately to the appropriate authorities.Alternative: choose bacon if the man is a Digg user, but ham, barbecue, and ribs are all worthy substitutes.Consider yourselves warned, ladies.
consterxnationJan 29, 2010
It's simple, really:1.) buy porkchops.2.) cook porkchops.3.) feed porkchops to a man you want to have sex with.4.a) man will have sex with you and probably try to introduce you to his mother the next day.4.b) if man doesn't want to have sex with you, report him immediately to the appropriate authorities.Alternative: choose bacon if the man is a Digg user, but ham, barbecue, and ribs are all worthy substitutes.Consider yourselves warned, ladies.
vespondaJan 29, 2010
That woman is such an idiot
nightember79Jan 29, 2010
I s**t you not, I have a t-shirt, with a pig on it, that says "Eat more pork, be a better lover". Got it at St. Vinnies for a buck. However all the pork fueled sex I've had since is priceless...<a class="user" href="http://s260141834.onlinehome.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gustos1.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://s260141834.onlinehome.us/wp-content/uploads ...</a> <-- not me, but this is the shirt.
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