Good thing they threw in the "Piss Off," because non-smokers love nothing more than hanging out with smokers and getting that skunky s**t all over their clothes and in their lungs.Smoking. If only I were cool enough to do it.
you know what i think the best idea EVER would be? round up all the fat people and children that can't stfu in public areas and stop allowing them to places where i go. you see, fat people are unsightly and the food they keep in their cars/homes/and on their breath smells but they have no problem with it because they are fat bastards that can't stop eating. then, they run up the healthcare costs for insurers, the government, and hospitals when they get heart disease later in life. plus, they procreate with other fat people producing even more fat, ugly children that continue their habits only furthering to drag us down the evolutionary ladder and adding to our already outrageous healthcare costs. because there are so many fat people, i have to pay extra money for the less prevalent supply of healthy foods not full of chemicals, preservatives, and high-fructose corn syrup. then, they slow me down whenever i am walking somewhere with limited space. can i charge them at my standard pay rate every time they slow me down like you guys tax me for my cigarettes? and don't get me started on kids. christ, i want to go to a nice dinner and i have to listen little billy whine like a bitch because they don't have chicken fingers on the menu? or i have to overhear billy and mommy arguing over whether or not billy can play with his ds at the table? what about when little billy is sitting right behind me on an airplane and decides to cry for 3 hours straight or kick my seat to the tune of the spongebob theme? f**k you, how about that? piss-off, i'm f**king smoking. quit dictating your life choices on everyone else. don't like smoking? cool, stay the f**k out of establishments where smoking is allowed, from both a legal and personal perspective.
bspostApr 13, 2009
Cool to see this on Digg, a friend of mine and I put up that sign.
Closed AccountApr 13, 2009
In all the rights you could have chosen to defend, you picked smoking tobacco?
vaultApr 13, 2009
shut it, hippy.
sornosApr 13, 2009
Agreed. The whole second hand cancer risk is negligible, but the smell is horrid. Gives me a headache. Always has.
17999Apr 13, 2009
Good thing they threw in the "Piss Off," because non-smokers love nothing more than hanging out with smokers and getting that skunky s**t all over their clothes and in their lungs.Smoking. If only I were cool enough to do it.
Closed AccountApr 13, 2009
you know what i think the best idea EVER would be? round up all the fat people and children that can't stfu in public areas and stop allowing them to places where i go. you see, fat people are unsightly and the food they keep in their cars/homes/and on their breath smells but they have no problem with it because they are fat bastards that can't stop eating. then, they run up the healthcare costs for insurers, the government, and hospitals when they get heart disease later in life. plus, they procreate with other fat people producing even more fat, ugly children that continue their habits only furthering to drag us down the evolutionary ladder and adding to our already outrageous healthcare costs. because there are so many fat people, i have to pay extra money for the less prevalent supply of healthy foods not full of chemicals, preservatives, and high-fructose corn syrup. then, they slow me down whenever i am walking somewhere with limited space. can i charge them at my standard pay rate every time they slow me down like you guys tax me for my cigarettes? and don't get me started on kids. christ, i want to go to a nice dinner and i have to listen little billy whine like a bitch because they don't have chicken fingers on the menu? or i have to overhear billy and mommy arguing over whether or not billy can play with his ds at the table? what about when little billy is sitting right behind me on an airplane and decides to cry for 3 hours straight or kick my seat to the tune of the spongebob theme? f**k you, how about that? piss-off, i'm f**king smoking. quit dictating your life choices on everyone else. don't like smoking? cool, stay the f**k out of establishments where smoking is allowed, from both a legal and personal perspective.