Physicists Prove That Vampires Could Not Exist

io9.com — Two physicists have published an academic paper where they demonstrate, by virtue of geometric progression, that vampires could not exist, since they would almost immediately deplete their entire food supply (a.k.a, all of us)...I'm not entirely confident in Snower's conclusions-not least because his complex mathematical proof indicates that the May 10, 2009 View in Crawl 4