youtube.com— Michael Phelps gives a court-ordered apology for getting blazed off a bong at some sweet party where he showed everyone what was up.
Feb 6, 2009View in Crawl 4
Phelps filling his massive lungs with one Dave Matthews Band concert’s worth of marijuana smoke in one toke and our nation goes into mourning.Pretty much all the athletes at the Olympics were completely high. Half of them probably didn’t even fully understand where they were or what they were doing. If you’re wondering why none of the Olympic officials noticed, it’s because they’re all coked out of their minds. They added "speed walking" as an Olympic sport. What next - cut and running?The Doritos bag was a nice touch in the video.
I never thought I'd live to see the day where we would defend Phelp's actions. Alright, even though he is a known douchebag, I have to give him his paid dues and he has earned them. He needs to come out and say, "Yeah, I smoke, what about it?" Even if they strip him of his medals, he is no doubt the fastest swimmer alive and no one can come close to him right now. So what, a cereal company dropped him, I'm pretty sure some other company would be more than willing to sponsor him and if Speedo drops him, there's Nike, Adidas, and TYR waiting. Even if he loses all of his sponors, he can pretty much open up his own pool and coach for hundreds of dollars an hour. Hell, he'd probably beat 99% of us swimmers in the pool while baked, even if he gave us a lap head start. Now more than ever, he needs to get in the spotlight and say that marijuana is not the evil drug that people make it out to be. An athlete's life is not by any means an easy life, especially while during college where they make you schedule classes around practice times. /end rant
alanocuFeb 6, 2009
Phelps filling his massive lungs with one Dave Matthews Band concert’s worth of marijuana smoke in one toke and our nation goes into mourning.Pretty much all the athletes at the Olympics were completely high. Half of them probably didn’t even fully understand where they were or what they were doing. If you’re wondering why none of the Olympic officials noticed, it’s because they’re all coked out of their minds. They added "speed walking" as an Olympic sport. What next - cut and running?The Doritos bag was a nice touch in the video.
iceman0113Feb 7, 2009
I never thought I'd live to see the day where we would defend Phelp's actions. Alright, even though he is a known douchebag, I have to give him his paid dues and he has earned them. He needs to come out and say, "Yeah, I smoke, what about it?" Even if they strip him of his medals, he is no doubt the fastest swimmer alive and no one can come close to him right now. So what, a cereal company dropped him, I'm pretty sure some other company would be more than willing to sponsor him and if Speedo drops him, there's Nike, Adidas, and TYR waiting. Even if he loses all of his sponors, he can pretty much open up his own pool and coach for hundreds of dollars an hour. Hell, he'd probably beat 99% of us swimmers in the pool while baked, even if he gave us a lap head start. Now more than ever, he needs to get in the spotlight and say that marijuana is not the evil drug that people make it out to be. An athlete's life is not by any means an easy life, especially while during college where they make you schedule classes around practice times. /end rant