news.yahoo.com — KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
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binaryloopApr 24, 2008
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven.Some guy was selling it.I had to buy it off him.He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.I took it home, washed it off,and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
Closed AccountApr 24, 2008
Your girlfriend has a penis in real life.
sammyjrApr 24, 2008
I don't know. Sorcery is about effective as their dick cutting idea.
tehgoatmanApr 24, 2008
jokes on you the door opens in
alacardeApr 24, 2008
You mean Hairy Peter and the Sorcerer's Bone
virtualsnyperMay 3, 2008
Close enough ... I think Kevin picked it
whitebuddhaJul 19, 2008
f**king hilarious
karma333Sep 18, 2008
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