telegraph.co.uk — John Schnatter, founder of Papa John's Pizza, risked the wrath of shareholders by warning diners that it is unhealthy to eat more than two slices of pizza. Schnatter delivered the advice even though customers cannot buy less than a whole pizza at any of the company's outlets.
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Closed AccountFeb 6, 2009
tables, chairs, staff, and all?
dcbebopFeb 6, 2009
That's some sort of voodoo math
tiredluke129Feb 7, 2009
Buried for missed sarcasm.
binarydeltFeb 9, 2009
Agree...there's a happy medium to everything. All I'm saying is don't go through life with a helmet and water wings on.
binarydeltFeb 9, 2009
I don't see why anyone would want to live past 80 really. I'm not saying live life via the Chris Farley method, I'm just saying that the people who are ultra health conscious might live another 5 to 10 years longer than me. Those 5 to 10 years are at an age where I've most likely reverted to pissing and s**tting myself, drooling, yelling at various things to get off my lawn, and not above pulling my pants up to my nipples.I plan on being quite content with my life's work by 80. If I'm not ready to go then, I've failed.
s0nicfreakFeb 10, 2009
Those 5 - 10 years can really make a difference if you've got grandkids or great-grandkids by then. And if you're healthy, you won't be pissing and s**tting yourself.
archer75Dec 10, 2009
I actually really enjoy papa johns. Of all the fast food style pizza chains it is by far my favorite. Of course around here we have many gourmet pizza places and those are my first choices but I still love papa.
dougdangerdooDec 24, 2009
i dont share my pizza left-overs. i just eat them the next day