theonion.com — Calling it the next logical step in her celebrated career, and a groundbreaking achievement in applied quantum field theory, media giant Oprah Winfrey unveiled her latest project Monday: a completely separate realm of existence, known as >OpraH, which she will control on the subatomic level.
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nahsrocketeer75Apr 16, 2008
Hey, what a coincidence: It was just yesterday that I was thinking that I wasn't getting enough Oprah.
sonicadApr 17, 2008
For some reason I dugg you up, but you've obviously never actually watched Doctor Who.
Closed AccountApr 17, 2008
Correction: "very lame"
tawmApr 17, 2008
Why am I the first person to point out that >OpraH could possibly destroy the entire f**king universe? D:
Closed AccountApr 17, 2008
Nice move, I don't like Oprah therefore I hate all women.Just make this guy head of the debate team already.
Closed AccountApr 17, 2008
In a bizarre reversal of the way comments on Digg usually run... "Funny, I thought this said Opera! LOLZ!!!"
ap0xApr 17, 2008
The Onion? For serious, Digg?
davidgxApr 17, 2008
Blocked.
gir53457Apr 17, 2008
Oh, there are so many things I can assume just based off of your profile picture.
davidgxApr 17, 2008
See? There ya go. You're sounding smarter by the second.
cornfedhuskerApr 17, 2008
"God forbid she gets anymore magical powers"
khaavrenApr 18, 2008
who isn't?
gir53457Apr 18, 2008
And defensive.