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Jul 20, 2008View in Crawl 4
If you lived here you wouldn't joke about it. I had 20 police officers in riot gear burst through my front door last Tuesday. I asked what I'd done wrong and they said "Nothing- Sir-...no need to panic, but there's a group of hoodies up the end of the road and they all look under 12. If we go near them their mums will make a formal complaint. "Stick the kettle on."
**UPDATE The USA today exploded a "warning" thermonuclear weapon over "strategic military targets" in the UK, such as central London. The aerial offensive was touted by the Bush administration to be essential in preventing unnecessary military casualties, protecting vital US assets, and to "prevent a rogue nation from using weapons of mass destruction to its own political and economic ends". The white house also released statistics numbering seven to thirteen civilian casualties, while the red cross released conflicting statistics numbering civilian casualties at upwards of twelve million, and reports that all life has been extinguished in western Europe.
lotacksJul 20, 2008
If you lived here you wouldn't joke about it. I had 20 police officers in riot gear burst through my front door last Tuesday. I asked what I'd done wrong and they said "Nothing- Sir-...no need to panic, but there's a group of hoodies up the end of the road and they all look under 12. If we go near them their mums will make a formal complaint. "Stick the kettle on."
ghettojafarJul 21, 2008
**UPDATE The USA today exploded a "warning" thermonuclear weapon over "strategic military targets" in the UK, such as central London. The aerial offensive was touted by the Bush administration to be essential in preventing unnecessary military casualties, protecting vital US assets, and to "prevent a rogue nation from using weapons of mass destruction to its own political and economic ends". The white house also released statistics numbering seven to thirteen civilian casualties, while the red cross released conflicting statistics numbering civilian casualties at upwards of twelve million, and reports that all life has been extinguished in western Europe.