theonion.com— Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.
Nov 16, 2009View in Crawl 4
Sarcasm aside, I have zero respect for anyone who seriously makes the argument that Obama is clueless without a teleprompter. The guy participated in 25 Democratic primary debates* and three primetime presidential debates, all without a prompter, and was just as intelligent and articulate as he always is. And that's not counting all the town hall meetings and press conferences he's held, all of which require off-the-cuff responses.Anybody who thinks that Obama is lost without a teleprompter is either dishonest, or totally ignorant of the entire 2008 presidential campaign.* <a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_%28United_States%29_presidential_debates,_2008#Debate_table" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_%28U ...</a>
We have no proof that 0bama is anywhere near even average intelligence. He won't release his school records. He was probably an Affirmative Action student in college, just like he is the Affirmative Action President now. He probably qualifies for the Special Olympics as well.
Jordan117Nov 17, 2009
Sarcasm aside, I have zero respect for anyone who seriously makes the argument that Obama is clueless without a teleprompter. The guy participated in 25 Democratic primary debates* and three primetime presidential debates, all without a prompter, and was just as intelligent and articulate as he always is. And that's not counting all the town hall meetings and press conferences he's held, all of which require off-the-cuff responses.Anybody who thinks that Obama is lost without a teleprompter is either dishonest, or totally ignorant of the entire 2008 presidential campaign.* <a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_%28United_States%29_presidential_debates,_2008#Debate_table" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_%28U ...</a>
reiner15Nov 18, 2009
"the caps lock incident"ahaha
bille3Nov 18, 2009
Sound bites would have been even funnier.
r0am3rNov 19, 2009
This was on Fox News tonight. Nice!
dextrampennaeNov 19, 2009
We have no proof that 0bama is anywhere near even average intelligence. He won't release his school records. He was probably an Affirmative Action student in college, just like he is the Affirmative Action President now. He probably qualifies for the Special Olympics as well.