scrappleface.com— President Barack Obama today tapped consumer advocate and career presidential candidate Ralph Nader to replace fired General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner.
Mar 30, 2009View in Crawl 4
Obama needs to pick Nader to replace himself as president. Now that is some real change we can believe in.Obama is far better suited for the auto business, preferably as a car sales man. He would make record figures his first week on the lot! "This car will change your life. It will bring hope to your future and instill a new found transparency for your family. It will change the way you see the world!"People will be waiting in line around the block to buy a car from the cult of personality change sales man of hope and transparency. They will travel for miles just to hear his carefully phrased sales presentations. Much like they did voting him in as president.
Closed AccountMar 30, 2009
hahahahahaha Thanks for posting.
twistaspliffMar 30, 2009
Nope.
tt112Mar 30, 2009Submitter
This is satire guys! It is posted under Comedy. It would be awesome if it was real or if Obama announced it and then said April fools!
charm803Mar 30, 2009
You mean these people didn't RTFA!??!?!?!?! On Digg? Never!
joshstone100Mar 31, 2009
Obama needs to pick Nader to replace himself as president. Now that is some real change we can believe in.Obama is far better suited for the auto business, preferably as a car sales man. He would make record figures his first week on the lot! "This car will change your life. It will bring hope to your future and instill a new found transparency for your family. It will change the way you see the world!"People will be waiting in line around the block to buy a car from the cult of personality change sales man of hope and transparency. They will travel for miles just to hear his carefully phrased sales presentations. Much like they did voting him in as president.