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gman1223Dec 21, 2006
"No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!"
erulabsDec 21, 2006
Hehehe, good one mate.+digg for LAMP comment on the "why NU?" page... so great
neuropsychguyDec 21, 2006
Yep, with a whoppin' 200Kb of Storage to boot!
samuel514Dec 21, 2006
"Clusters and Scalability If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse you with technical terms and instructions. It's our job to keep you aggravated, and we never disappoint."so f**king true !
burkeDec 21, 2006
It's those damn people that verify emails with [\w\d]+@[\w\d]+.(com|net|org).
zbillyDec 21, 2006
go try to support form
stephendewDec 21, 2006
Intresting name, just imagine when you try explaining to someone that your site has no up time!
seoimageDec 23, 2006
I've been looking for a host like this for years. We tried to market this idea to a client and they were blown away. We still have not gotten paid for that job though.:)
aurifexDec 28, 2006
LOL! That's the BEST!Where do I sign up?! :P
polkoMay 1, 2008
too honest i guess
moruballosNov 25, 2010
The site is back up and running. Updates will come!