@axel2klol that is so true. Its like the word "chartreuse" No man shall say it unless it refers to fishing tackle. or you are attempting to get laid e.g " I love your chartreuse sheets, you and I would look great in them"
<a class="user" href="http://tinyurl.com/yn8x4w">http://tinyurl.com/yn8x4w</a>The whole thing was too big to fit in the image. Read the entire story below.---After years of skepticism a zombie attack has finally occured throughout the greater New Jersey area. At approximately 10:41 AM the undead breeched the gates of hell and surfaced up through the ground, primarily in soft dirt areas, including constuction sites and around large bodies of water. Local law enforcement was overrun in a matter of hours. Most of the police force were either killed or turned into zombies themselves. Reports indicate that a single bite wound to either the arms, legs, or torso of a victim may turn them into the undead. Estimated casuality rates are only in in the range of two to three dozen, but the count of victims turned to the undead (officially not counted as deceased) are believed to be much higher, possibly into the hundreds. Both the governnor and president have already declared New Jersey a disaster area and the National Guard has been deployed. Despite deploying an estimated 10,000 troops into the area, reports are indicating that a majority of those troops have already been killed or turned into zombies. Generals on the ground, referring to the zombies, have suggested that the "sheer invincibility of these bastards" may force an air strike, as any measures on the ground seems to be proving ineffective. When asked if he would pull out troops on the ground who were in serious risk of being killed, or turned into the undead, the president vehemently denied such a course of action, claiming he would "stay the course" until it's "mission accomplished." While reports coming in are conflicting and unconfirmed, we believe a small group of the local population have barricaded themselves in a Wal-Mart and are said to be making an effective stand against the hordes of undead. All reports that support this story agree that one Leon Kennedy is leading this small group of survivors. We have, however, been able to confirm that reports of a seven foot cyborg super soldier fighting these zombies are indeed false. The US Navy released an official statement that said, "Obviously Master Chief doesn't fight zombies. He has more important things to worry about... like keeping armor shiny." In related news, Britney Spears was reported to be out partying with a few of zombies. All sources confirm she still isn't wearing any underwear. In other celebrity news, it appears Michael Jackson has been spared from any harm from the zombie swarms. While the reason for this was initially a mystery, an official zombie spokesman has just confirmed what we had all suspected, "He looks just like us."Stay tuned to WWW Times, WWW Times News (our 24 hour cable news network), and WWW.WWW.com for all the latest in this ongoing zombie attack.
slack31337Jan 1, 2007
@axel2klol that is so true. Its like the word "chartreuse" No man shall say it unless it refers to fishing tackle. or you are attempting to get laid e.g " I love your chartreuse sheets, you and I would look great in them"
macccJan 1, 2007
<a class="user" href="http://tinyurl.com/yn8x4w">http://tinyurl.com/yn8x4w</a>The whole thing was too big to fit in the image. Read the entire story below.---After years of skepticism a zombie attack has finally occured throughout the greater New Jersey area. At approximately 10:41 AM the undead breeched the gates of hell and surfaced up through the ground, primarily in soft dirt areas, including constuction sites and around large bodies of water. Local law enforcement was overrun in a matter of hours. Most of the police force were either killed or turned into zombies themselves. Reports indicate that a single bite wound to either the arms, legs, or torso of a victim may turn them into the undead. Estimated casuality rates are only in in the range of two to three dozen, but the count of victims turned to the undead (officially not counted as deceased) are believed to be much higher, possibly into the hundreds. Both the governnor and president have already declared New Jersey a disaster area and the National Guard has been deployed. Despite deploying an estimated 10,000 troops into the area, reports are indicating that a majority of those troops have already been killed or turned into zombies. Generals on the ground, referring to the zombies, have suggested that the "sheer invincibility of these bastards" may force an air strike, as any measures on the ground seems to be proving ineffective. When asked if he would pull out troops on the ground who were in serious risk of being killed, or turned into the undead, the president vehemently denied such a course of action, claiming he would "stay the course" until it's "mission accomplished." While reports coming in are conflicting and unconfirmed, we believe a small group of the local population have barricaded themselves in a Wal-Mart and are said to be making an effective stand against the hordes of undead. All reports that support this story agree that one Leon Kennedy is leading this small group of survivors. We have, however, been able to confirm that reports of a seven foot cyborg super soldier fighting these zombies are indeed false. The US Navy released an official statement that said, "Obviously Master Chief doesn't fight zombies. He has more important things to worry about... like keeping armor shiny." In related news, Britney Spears was reported to be out partying with a few of zombies. All sources confirm she still isn't wearing any underwear. In other celebrity news, it appears Michael Jackson has been spared from any harm from the zombie swarms. While the reason for this was initially a mystery, an official zombie spokesman has just confirmed what we had all suspected, "He looks just like us."Stay tuned to WWW Times, WWW Times News (our 24 hour cable news network), and WWW.WWW.com for all the latest in this ongoing zombie attack.
knitewulfJan 2, 2007
I wasn't aware a newspaper could smell "crisp"
bitcloudJan 2, 2007
You have stupid friends
srodolffJan 2, 2007
<a class="user" href="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-7/1043216/newspaper.jpg">http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-7/1043216/newspaper.jpg</a>My two cents.........