stv.tv — An amateur scientist believes he could have captured the Loch Ness Monster - on videotape. Yorkshireman Gordon Holmes was carrying out experiments at the famous loch when by chance he happened to spot a strange creature in the waters. Now his film of the incident is causing a sensation.
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capekidJun 1, 2007
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get out of here."-Mitch Hedberg
artsikeJun 1, 2007
ok, this is lame.
Closed AccountJun 1, 2007
Am I the only one that finds Scottish brogues *hot* when spoken by women?
jhnewtJun 1, 2007
Nessie is cold-blooded. Thermal imaging won't work.
tilleyrwJun 1, 2007
OK. Let's run through this again.1. Jesus was a prophet. He was a human. Nothing fancy, a simple human.1.1 At the age of 18 he journeyed to India and began learning yoga and associated disciplines.1.2 By the time he was 24, Jesus was Enlightened.1.3 He returned to the Middle-East.1.4 Question: Why doesn't the canonical bible speak of the years between 18-24?2. It was only after the Council of Nicea that the Christian church labeled him the "Son of God" and of the "Virgin Mary".2.1 Before the Council, Jesus was merely a prophet.2.2 Mary was not a virgin. No miracle. The Aramaic word meaning "young woman" was mis-translated as "virgin" to create a "miracle" onto which the common man could latch.3. Jesus preached peace, love, harmony, and non-violent protest. Remember Mahatma Gandhi? Political powers don't like non-violence.3.1. He was busted on trumped-up charges and executed by the Caesar of the time.4. Certain men saw the political power inherent in this "Jesus Christ" movement and wanted to secure power over others.4.1. Thus the Catholic Church was born.Q: Why does the C. Church preach against abortion and birth control?A: They want more followers. Simple political analysis. When people are embroiled in Family Life, they don't have time to create dissent.Q: Why condemn human sexuality and sexual expression? A: Sexuality is a powerful energy source for self-realization. When a person realizes that they have a connection the Divine within themselves, they realize that they don't need a priest to connect them to God. This is bad for business.Let's recap: The church is all an act of self-interest. Listen to the Message, not the messenger!
shanehondaJun 1, 2007
"Amateur Scientist". LOL. Nice term for someone with absolutely no credibility. This looks like a piece of driftwood to me.
gavinzacJun 2, 2007
buried for confusing scotland with egypt
gavinzacJun 2, 2007
You win teh prize!!!!
gavinzacJun 2, 2007
I love it when morons act like they know everything about everything, without even understanding what a Loch is.You'll probably find an immortal, unbreathing Plesiosaur in Loch Ness before you find fast moving water.
melat0ninJun 2, 2007
@MadMaxxThe guy that shouted it was American. And yes, it does seem to be a feature of american culture that the best way to treat something unknown is to shoot it. Look at that massive boar the other day...