stuffed.co.nz — Nasa Scientists have confirmed what most people have always suspected. Poodles are now factually all homosexuals. There is only one exception used for explaining their ongoing survival. The exception is that there are a few bi-sexual poodles who engage in orgies and three/foursomes. These bi-sexual poodles do, however, prefer same sex, sex.
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amoiraeMar 19, 2007Submitter
<a class="user" href="http://72.14.209.104/search?hs=sUq&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuffed.co.nz%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_content%26task%3Dview%26id%3D257%26Itemid%3D29&btnG=Search">http://72.14.209.104/search?hs=sUq&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuffed.co.nz%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_content%26task%3Dview%26id%3D257%26Itemid%3D29&btnG=Search</a>
amoiraeMar 19, 2007Submitter
While not attractive, the link I posted above gets you to the story.
leatherscotMar 19, 2007
I get 404 - page not found
quantumhobbitMar 20, 2007
Weren't poodles bred as circus dogs? They're supposed to be really smart to learn all the tricks, and they're appearence reflects a Carne upbringing.Chihuahuas are just weird
tropican8Mar 20, 2007
From Wikipedia: "Poodles were originally bred by the Greeks for sea sponge diving and were later adopted by the Spanish colonists in North America where they were employed as lobster divers."They were bred to have the funny coat to help them keep warm in freezing water. They were then bred down into miniatures for use in truffle hunting, so they would be less likely to damage the truffles when digging them up.It was only after this that the dog became very popular with French aristocracy, who spent all of their time primping up their pets. They were the ones who bred the toy variety. And yes, the dogs did, due to their supposed high intelligence, find a place in the circus.There's no law saying you have to give a Poodle the funny haircut. They will just have the unique shaggy fur, and nothing more. Also the ones you see in dog shows are trained to walk like that. Normally they walk like any other dog. I don't think in their natral form they look gay. They more have the "aww, cute" look (which might help us with the ladies): <a class="user" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Toy_%27parti%27_poodle_puppies_-_1.JPG">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Toy_%27parti%27_poodle_puppies_-_1.JPG</a>
quantumhobbitMar 20, 2007
Thank you wikipedia and those less lazy than I who use wikipedia.