theonion.com— The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
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kindda makes sense, I mean women who smoke do like c**k more.yes! I know it's the Onion, I was only joking around.On a related note, what if you WANT to be gay?? like those emo kids.?
Omnisexual = a rock solid kensey 3 bisexual who is open to anything(provided it is: safe, sane, and consensual.) with anyone(the typical het f, homo m, bi/omni of both genders, but also het m who are curious as well as bi curious lesbians.. butch women = yum! 8P, as well as both types of transgender people.) i.e. Romantically and Erotically Universal. I am an equal opportunity corrupter ;)
even though those ads are extremely funny and ridiculous, they're extremely offensive. watching the video made me want to stab the guy who made them in the jaw.
hurricanedcOct 8, 2009
what the f**k is an omnisexual?
diggtheuniverseOct 8, 2009
I swear to God I didn't know this was an Onion article until reading your comment.
musicman2410Oct 8, 2009
OMG. I thought that was terrible....until I realized it was the Onion. It took me a good minute to figure it out too. Nice work.
rockynOct 9, 2009
or if you think about doing it.
bobrileyOct 11, 2009
What commercials are saying "stop saying gay"? I've never heard of this.
razi00780Oct 15, 2009
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nearlyfondOct 21, 2009
kindda makes sense, I mean women who smoke do like c**k more.yes! I know it's the Onion, I was only joking around.On a related note, what if you WANT to be gay?? like those emo kids.?
elephantzillaOct 27, 2009
or if they suck each other's c**k...
crysstaafurNov 20, 2009
Omnisexual = a rock solid kensey 3 bisexual who is open to anything(provided it is: safe, sane, and consensual.) with anyone(the typical het f, homo m, bi/omni of both genders, but also het m who are curious as well as bi curious lesbians.. butch women = yum! 8P, as well as both types of transgender people.) i.e. Romantically and Erotically Universal. I am an equal opportunity corrupter ;)
klinkxFeb 11, 2010
even though those ads are extremely funny and ridiculous, they're extremely offensive. watching the video made me want to stab the guy who made them in the jaw.