blog.wired.com — A new weapon uses beamed RF [radio frequency] energy to excite and interrupt the normal process of human hearing and equilibrium. It shoots an invisible wall-penetrating beam that makes people so dizzy they fall over and puke.
Mar 6, 2007 View in Crawl 4
gir53457Mar 7, 2007
US weaponry = Awesome.
Closed AccountMar 7, 2007
Except this thing isn't microwaves. A look at the patent reveals that it simply plays "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas at high volume in a focused beam.
stinkyhoboMar 7, 2007
This device is one step closer to my dream weapon: a taser that can simultaneously administer an electric shock and a frequency that will cause the victim to lose bowel control. Brilliant!
PaulTheBookGuyMar 7, 2007
Whats with all the non lethal weaponry the US military is developing? What ever happened to killing your enemy dead?This world is f**ked. Instead of pain beams, why arent we working on the flying cars?! I want my jetpack!
knowickiMar 7, 2007
Set your phasers to "puke".
jruskellMar 7, 2007
Point, shoot and ralph? If only they had a beam that turned people into Ralph Wiggum......
saulgoodeMar 7, 2007
Oh, Lord. Even more weapons "intended to make you puke, pee, or otherwise lose control of bodily functions."<a class="user" href="http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/03/yesterdays_post.html">http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/03/yesterdays_post.html</a>
sephiroth965Mar 7, 2007
Vomit saves lives.
wowvistroMar 19, 2007
Truly. If what schred said was true, all a person would have to do to get voted is program every human mind to vote..for him. Or if we experienced a robbery, zap, and you didnt see anything... MIB style.... These things are nuralizers (sp?) waiting to happen...