theonion.com— "I can't do anything without that guy jumping over me," said Howard, who glanced over his shoulder every few seconds during his press conference Wednesday.
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"I don't know where he's coming from or how he's getting into my house, but I—" Howard added before he was interrupted by a pair of green shoes and shorts sailing over his head. "Oh, for Christ's sake." - EPIC
being an orlando fan I have mixed thoughts, on this Digg1. I felt Dwight should have taken the contest (but he should have done something much bigger at the end)2. this is most likely Dwight's first onoin article and its really funny.so after careful thought.... DIGG Onion = win
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ryanhaynFeb 20, 2009
1. Submit Onion article.2. WIN!
squisheeFeb 20, 2009
Hey, I went to the UW during that time too. OMG, BFFS!!!1!11I'm so lonely...
superman1023Feb 20, 2009
"I don't know where he's coming from or how he's getting into my house, but I—" Howard added before he was interrupted by a pair of green shoes and shorts sailing over his head. "Oh, for Christ's sake." - EPIC
diceauFeb 20, 2009
Hahaha awesome onion article. <3
superlanternFeb 21, 2009
being an orlando fan I have mixed thoughts, on this Digg1. I felt Dwight should have taken the contest (but he should have done something much bigger at the end)2. this is most likely Dwight's first onoin article and its really funny.so after careful thought.... DIGG Onion = win
kbouza22Oct 22, 2009
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